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December 31th, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Times Square, NY - USA
2016 Finally Falls Victim to Itself
Known as the year that took so many talented Celebrities, including Actors, Musicians and Athletes alike, 2016 finally falls victim to itself. (editor's note: we did NOT include Supreme Court Justices
in this list because everybody knows it was Hillary Clinton who was responsible for that, nor did we include all the Police Officer's as that rests squarely on the shoulders of BLM. Additionally, all those lost at the
hands of Islamic Terrorism aren't included in this list either. Likewise it is draconian gun laws that claimed all the victims of Chicago's terrible violence.) And everybody is celebrating.
"It really couldn't have come at a better time." said Gladys Hover, a random person we found in Times Square. She then went on to say "I mean, imagine if 2016 just kept going? That'd be weird, right? Like,
don't you know tomorrow is January 1st?"
We hope 2016 is aware, Gladys Hover, we hope it's aware!
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