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December 16th, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Mytishchi - Russia
Obama loses game of Strip Poker to Putin, Ante is Nuclear Launch Codes
What was just supposed to be a friendly game of poker turned rather dangerous when
it was revealed this morning that Putin upped the game and the ante. "I decided to get serious
with it." Putin described to BBC Reporter Bahd Tieth, who goes on to tell us that he revealed that
not only was the game changed to Strip Poker, but the ante was raised to include all the nuclear
launch codes.
After Obama lost several hands, and while fully disrobed, he finally conceded to giving
Putin all the United States Nuclear Missile Launch Codes. Putin assured diplomats that he would return the
Codes to President Elect Trump immediately after his inauguration. He also jokingly said "If Hillary had
won, I'd only give them back after playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver. She would go first,
of course!"
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